Ultraman says: "Up Yours, PPIM! I'm not Insensitive."

Following PPIM (Persatuan Pengguna Islam Malaysia) or Malaysian Muslim Consumers Association's police report against Unilever Malaysia for putting Christian crosses on its ice cream, another favourite of Malaysian children fears that he might be targetted next.

Not only is he known to frequently strike a pose with his arms positioned to resemble a cross, but he is afraid that the PPIM might mistake him for trying to impersonate the son of god or one of the prophets (depending on which holy book you read). In an exclusive interview with this blog, he tearfully cried that it's not his fault that he has 2 arms and 2 legs just like Jesus - which by PPIM's standards, is more than enough to implicate him as being religiously insensitive.